Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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