omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
This house was built for laser tag.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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