Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
what day is it and did you see me today?
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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