Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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