Cold hands, warm shart.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize