I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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