youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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