Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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