So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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