we made out on top of his cat.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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