Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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