I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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