your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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