guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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