We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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