I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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