i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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