It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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