im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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