I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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