so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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