Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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