So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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