1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Brb crying the tears of my youth
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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