Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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