Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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