I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
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This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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