Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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