Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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