last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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