how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
that's an acceptable place to lick
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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