I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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