God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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