I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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