So drunk its hurt
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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