i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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