She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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