I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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