so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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