Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
that is very illegal...i love you.
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