Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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