Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
handjob tips. give me some.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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