Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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