Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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