i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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