Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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