He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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