i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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