i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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