halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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