And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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